hypnomaniac:

'you shouldn't eat that it's too fattening/full of calories'

*proceeds to eat both food and person*

(Source: youaremynirvana, via covocal)

heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

(via covocal)

puppyluver43:

I don’t like morning people or mornings or people

(via antixyoux)